Sep 30, 2012
A BIGSMOKE REPORT. Romney spokesperson, Twatie Belch, today announced that, if elected, President Romney's winter White House will be in the Cayman Islands.
The Cayman Net News reports that the Official Real Estate Sponsor of the Romney for President Campaign, Sothebys, is scouting various properties on Grand Cayman. Belch explained that Mitt's previous Cayman holdings consisted of a safety deposit box at Barclay's Bank and a desk drawer in a local attorney's office.
Asked why he picked the Caymans, Belch answered, “He just loves turtles.”
Belch said she had nothing to report on Romney's summer plans but thought possible sites might include Andorra, Monaco and Chamonix.